Attack of the Coriander
The taste is so terrifying
When coriander attacks
There is no going back
Run for your life
Coriander is coming for you
Is it in that stew?!
Say no to that smoothie
Put it in that pasta sauce
And expect a divorce
There is no happily ever after…
Coriander
Once the flavour hits
It will taste alien
Like it’s from another planet
The dreaded leafy green
That sometimes goes unseen
Lurking in garden beds
Hiding in soups
Disguised as parsley!
There it is again
In someone’s pumpkin pie
Call the emergency chef hotline
Tell them to come quick
With a Coriander Recovery Kit…
3 bunches of fresh basil
2 sprigs of rosemary
And a celery stick
I rather die
Than take a bite
Doesn’t anybody else know
Coriander does not go
Why not try oregano
Or thyme is always fine
Black pepper, the more the better
Coriander…
No
Don’t open that fridge
There is a bunch in the dip!
I thought we had gotten away safe
But now I think it actually tastes okay