Is It a Hair or Is It a Mole
Is it a mole with a hair?
Or a hair with a mole?
What?
Where?
A hair!
A mole!
I dunno!?
If this makes any sense
But I was not born with it
Mum says it’s probably some of last night’s stroganoff
But I’ve already tried to lick it off
Is it a hair with a mole?
Or a mole with a hair?
I used to think
Life was so unfair
I used to care!
Now I don’t even change my underwear
Spending all my time searching online
For a magical cure
Before it grows another friend
On my back
In my crack
Between my toes
What’s next I dread
There may be one on my head
Sometimes I do think it looks benign
But in the right light
Everything looks alright
Until…
Is it a mole?
Or is it a hair?
Is it a crumb?
Or is it a bug?
Is it a smudge?
Or is it a bit of shit?
Is it a sultana?
Or is it a raisin?
Is it a current?
Or is it a date!?
Is it just me?
Or is this kind of silly?
If so, tell me...
Is it a mole with a hair
Or a hair with a mole?
Yeah, exactly
Nobody knows
So, let’s agree
It is just another of life’s little mysteries