Smile-a-While 3000
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This is a free presentation...
Sick of the black screen?
Screaming at your family?
Time to kill?
Losing your will?
(Yikes!)
Need to relax?
Yes, we’ve all been there
But don’t take a pill
You don’t need ‘em to chill
Smile-a-while
Here’s what to do…
Practise a rap
It ain’t whack
Or do a skat
With your cat
Try dressing up as a pirate
Start every sentence with arrrrrh!
Arrrrh! Hahaha!
Back on track
For a while...
Remember, you can always change the dial
Do this today to receive instant happiness! Free!
Don’t waste anymore time
Call 777-3000 today for instant access!
But wait! There’s more!
The Smile-a-While 3000 comes with a lifetime warranty
Guaranteed to lighten your spirit
And blast away those blues
You owe it to yourself and those you love
We strongly urge you to take up this heavenly offer
What do you have to lose?
Have a nice day!
This was a free presentation